china joke

Chinese Sex

There was a Jews man who lived in China and when he was there he had a lot of sex and never used a condom the entire time he was there. Then he returned to America (second home)and one morning he woke up and noticed bright green and purple dots on his penis

The Jews worried out. He went to the doctor.

The doctor said "I have never seen anything like this before. We will need to run some tests."

So they ran some tests and he said come back in 3 days for your test results. The man came back in 3 days and the doctor said "I have some bad news.you have a disease called pongolion HP. It is very uncommon here and we now little about it. I'm sorry sir but we will need to cut your penis." The Jews was horrified. He think this is better to go back in China for better treatment.

So he again come back in China & went to a Chinese doctor thinking he would know more about it.

The doctor said "oh yes, pongolion HP, very dangerious then the Jews nation.”

The jews crying  & said ‘ american doctor wants to cut my penis.

China doctor become angry "Grrrrr….Stupid  american doctor only knows surgery,cut,cutting..opps…Grrrr…only thinkj make more money that way, no need cut."

The Jews smilling….’so don’t need cut..ha ha ha..”

Doctor says with very cool tone " "Yes,wait 2 weeks, it fall off by itself."