china joke

Chinese Sex

There was a Jews man who lived in China and when he was there he had a lot of sex and never used a condom the entire time he was there. Then he returned to America (second home)and one morning he woke up and noticed bright green and purple dots on his penis

The Jews worried out. He went to the doctor.

The doctor said "I have never seen anything like this before. We will need to run some tests."

So they ran some tests and he said come back in 3 days for your test results. The man came back in 3 days and the doctor said "I have some bad news.you have a disease called pongolion HP. It is very uncommon here and we now little about it. I'm sorry sir but we will need to cut your penis." The Jews was horrified. He think this is better to go back in China for better treatment.

So he again come back in China & went to a Chinese doctor thinking he would know more about it.

The doctor said "oh yes, pongolion HP, very dangerious then the Jews nation.”

The jews crying  & said ‘ american doctor wants to cut my penis.

China doctor become angry "Grrrrr….Stupid  american doctor only knows surgery,cut,cutting..opps…Grrrr…only thinkj make more money that way, no need cut."

The Jews smilling….’so don’t need cut..ha ha ha..”

Doctor says with very cool tone " "Yes,wait 2 weeks, it fall off by itself."

China Joke

CHINA JOKE:CAPTAIN

Once upon a time an airplane takes off from the airport  in near latin American city. The captain of this plane was old Jewish and the first officer was young Chinese. It's the first time they were started flight together and it is obvious by the silence that they don't get along.

After one hour , the Jewish Captain open his lips, "I don't like Chinese."

The First Officer replies, " Ooooh, no.why you not like Chinese?

 The JewsCaptain says, "You bombed our 2^nd motherland Pearl Harbor. So i don't like Chinese."

The First Officer. says, "No no no... Chinese not bombed in  Pearl Harbar. That  done by the Japanese, not Chinese."

And the Jews Captain answers, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, they're all alike."

Another thirty minutes of silence  the young Chinese First Officer. says,

"I don’t  like the Jew."

The Captain replies, "Why not? Why don't you like the Jews?"

First Officer says, "Jews sink Titanic."

The Captain tries to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."

The First Officer. replies," Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no matter. all same."

MAN AND WOMAN 2

Man:I could go to the end of the world for you..

Woman:ok.But would you stay there?



Man:I offer you myself...

Woman:I am sorry.I never accept cheap gift!!!



Man:I want to share everything with you.

woman:Let's start from your Bank a/c