China joke

Chinese Pizza

An  American traveler goes to China on a travel trip, but he don’t Chinese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"

The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."

China joke

Chinese Pizza

An  American traveler goes to China on a travel trip, but he don’t Chinese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"

The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."

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Chinese Sex

There was a Jews man who lived in China and when he was there he had a lot of sex and never used a condom the entire time he was there. Then he returned to America (second home)and one morning he woke up and noticed bright green and purple dots on his penis

The Jews worried out. He went to the doctor.

The doctor said "I have never seen anything like this before. We will need to run some tests."

So they ran some tests and he said come back in 3 days for your test results. The man came back in 3 days and the doctor said "I have some bad news.you have a disease called pongolion HP. It is very uncommon here and we now little about it. I'm sorry sir but we will need to cut your penis." The Jews was horrified. He think this is better to go back in China for better treatment.

So he again come back in China & went to a Chinese doctor thinking he would know more about it.

The doctor said "oh yes, pongolion HP, very dangerious then the Jews nation.”

The jews crying  & said ‘ american doctor wants to cut my penis.

China doctor become angry "Grrrrr….Stupid  american doctor only knows surgery,cut,cutting..opps…Grrrr…only thinkj make more money that way, no need cut."

The Jews smilling….’so don’t need cut..ha ha ha..”

Doctor says with very cool tone " "Yes,wait 2 weeks, it fall off by itself."

Husband and Wife

After a trip abroad,a lady inquired of her colored washerman,

"Luci,do you and your husband quarrel now the same as you used it?"

"No,indeed,maam,"

"That is good.I'm sure you're very glad of it,are't you?"

"Ah surely is."

"What caused you to stop quarreling,Lucy?"the lady asked.

The explanation was simple and sufficient:

"He died"

MAN AND WOMAN 2

Man:I could go to the end of the world for you..

Woman:ok.But would you stay there?



Man:I offer you myself...

Woman:I am sorry.I never accept cheap gift!!!



Man:I want to share everything with you.

woman:Let's start from your Bank a/c

WIFE AND HUSNBAND

Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, ''Hey, Dave! How ya doin?'' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. ''Oh no,'' says Dave. ''He's on my bowling team.''

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, ''You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser.''

''No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them.'' A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. ''Hi, Davey,'' she says, ''Want your usual table dance?''

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him.

The cabby turns his head and says, ''Looks like you picked up a real doozie this time, Dave!''

A MAN AND A WOMAN

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

ADAM'S THOUGHT

ADAM’S THOUGHT
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely and didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam thought a moment and asked, "What can I get for a rib?"