china joke

Chinese Sex

There was a Jews man who lived in China and when he was there he had a lot of sex and never used a condom the entire time he was there. Then he returned to America (second home)and one morning he woke up and noticed bright green and purple dots on his penis

The Jews worried out. He went to the doctor.

The doctor said "I have never seen anything like this before. We will need to run some tests."

So they ran some tests and he said come back in 3 days for your test results. The man came back in 3 days and the doctor said "I have some bad news.you have a disease called pongolion HP. It is very uncommon here and we now little about it. I'm sorry sir but we will need to cut your penis." The Jews was horrified. He think this is better to go back in China for better treatment.

So he again come back in China & went to a Chinese doctor thinking he would know more about it.

The doctor said "oh yes, pongolion HP, very dangerious then the Jews nation.”

The jews crying  & said ‘ american doctor wants to cut my penis.

China doctor become angry "Grrrrr….Stupid  american doctor only knows surgery,cut,cutting..opps…Grrrr…only thinkj make more money that way, no need cut."

The Jews smilling….’so don’t need cut..ha ha ha..”

Doctor says with very cool tone " "Yes,wait 2 weeks, it fall off by itself."

U.S.NAVY SHIPS FIGHT

This is a transcript of an ACTUAL radio communication between a U.S. NAVY ship and Canadian authorities off the cost of Newfoundland, October 1995. Radio log released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10/10/95:

 CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees South to avoid collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees North to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

 AMERICANS: This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert. CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse . . . Your call.............