China Joke

CHINA JOKE:CAPTAIN

Once upon a time an airplane takes off from the airport  in near latin American city. The captain of this plane was old Jewish and the first officer was young Chinese. It's the first time they were started flight together and it is obvious by the silence that they don't get along.

After one hour , the Jewish Captain open his lips, "I don't like Chinese."

The First Officer replies, " Ooooh, no.why you not like Chinese?

 The JewsCaptain says, "You bombed our 2^nd motherland Pearl Harbor. So i don't like Chinese."

The First Officer. says, "No no no... Chinese not bombed in  Pearl Harbar. That  done by the Japanese, not Chinese."

And the Jews Captain answers, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, they're all alike."

Another thirty minutes of silence  the young Chinese First Officer. says,

"I don’t  like the Jew."

The Captain replies, "Why not? Why don't you like the Jews?"

First Officer says, "Jews sink Titanic."

The Captain tries to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."

The First Officer. replies," Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no matter. all same."

ADAM'S THOUGHT

ADAM’S THOUGHT
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely and didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam thought a moment and asked, "What can I get for a rib?"