China joke

Chinese Pizza

An  American traveler goes to China on a travel trip, but he don’t Chinese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"

The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."

China joke

Chinese Pizza

An  American traveler goes to China on a travel trip, but he don’t Chinese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"

The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."

China Joke

CHINA JOKE:CAPTAIN

Once upon a time an airplane takes off from the airport  in near latin American city. The captain of this plane was old Jewish and the first officer was young Chinese. It's the first time they were started flight together and it is obvious by the silence that they don't get along.

After one hour , the Jewish Captain open his lips, "I don't like Chinese."

The First Officer replies, " Ooooh, no.why you not like Chinese?

 The JewsCaptain says, "You bombed our 2^nd motherland Pearl Harbor. So i don't like Chinese."

The First Officer. says, "No no no... Chinese not bombed in  Pearl Harbar. That  done by the Japanese, not Chinese."

And the Jews Captain answers, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, they're all alike."

Another thirty minutes of silence  the young Chinese First Officer. says,

"I don’t  like the Jew."

The Captain replies, "Why not? Why don't you like the Jews?"

First Officer says, "Jews sink Titanic."

The Captain tries to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."

The First Officer. replies," Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no matter. all same."