Indian and pakistani

Once upon a time an Indian and a Pakistani who lived near door to each other. The Indian have a hen and each morning he look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. 

In a rainy day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani's garden!!!

He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.
The Pakistani refused bcz the egg was laid on his property. 

They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions. I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg." 

The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. 

The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you." The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"

World famous jokes

world famous joke

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
he asks the shopkeeper,'Does your dog bite?"


The shopkeeper says,'no,my dog does not bite".
The man tries to pat the dog and the dog bites him.

'ounch!!!"He says,'i thought you said your dog does not bite!!!"


The shopkeeper replied,'That is not my dog".

China joke

Chinese Pizza

An  American traveler goes to China on a travel trip, but he don’t Chinese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"

The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."

China joke

Chinese Pizza

An  American traveler goes to China on a travel trip, but he don’t Chinese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"

The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."

china joke

Chinese Sex

There was a Jews man who lived in China and when he was there he had a lot of sex and never used a condom the entire time he was there. Then he returned to America (second home)and one morning he woke up and noticed bright green and purple dots on his penis

The Jews worried out. He went to the doctor.

The doctor said "I have never seen anything like this before. We will need to run some tests."

So they ran some tests and he said come back in 3 days for your test results. The man came back in 3 days and the doctor said "I have some bad news.you have a disease called pongolion HP. It is very uncommon here and we now little about it. I'm sorry sir but we will need to cut your penis." The Jews was horrified. He think this is better to go back in China for better treatment.

So he again come back in China & went to a Chinese doctor thinking he would know more about it.

The doctor said "oh yes, pongolion HP, very dangerious then the Jews nation.”

The jews crying  & said ‘ american doctor wants to cut my penis.

China doctor become angry "Grrrrr….Stupid  american doctor only knows surgery,cut,cutting..opps…Grrrr…only thinkj make more money that way, no need cut."

The Jews smilling….’so don’t need cut..ha ha ha..”

Doctor says with very cool tone " "Yes,wait 2 weeks, it fall off by itself."

China Joke

CHINA JOKE:CAPTAIN

Once upon a time an airplane takes off from the airport  in near latin American city. The captain of this plane was old Jewish and the first officer was young Chinese. It's the first time they were started flight together and it is obvious by the silence that they don't get along.

After one hour , the Jewish Captain open his lips, "I don't like Chinese."

The First Officer replies, " Ooooh, no.why you not like Chinese?

 The JewsCaptain says, "You bombed our 2^nd motherland Pearl Harbor. So i don't like Chinese."

The First Officer. says, "No no no... Chinese not bombed in  Pearl Harbar. That  done by the Japanese, not Chinese."

And the Jews Captain answers, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, they're all alike."

Another thirty minutes of silence  the young Chinese First Officer. says,

"I don’t  like the Jew."

The Captain replies, "Why not? Why don't you like the Jews?"

First Officer says, "Jews sink Titanic."

The Captain tries to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."

The First Officer. replies," Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no matter. all same."

womens favourate

Do you know almost woman's point of view???Thats are as follows:

01.The most perfect man in the world is her father.

02.The most abused husband in the world is her brother.

03.The most handsome man in the world is her son.

04.The luckiest and happiest man in the world is her son in law.

05.And the worst,most selfish,heartless,total jerk and the man with worst behavior in the world
is her husband.........